What movies have not aged well?

Breakfast at Tiffany’s

-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

Live and Let Die

What is your favorite cuckold experience?

-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

Diamonds Are Forever

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

Did Obito ever fully redeem himself in everyone's eyes?

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

Why all the fuss about Trump’s policy initiatives? Isn’t he just trying to set a moral tone for the Republican Party to make America great again?

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

I vibrated my dogs shock collar while it was eating my other dog’s food and now it won’t eat. How do I fix this problem?

From Russia With Love

A View to a Kill

Moonraker

Why do some children hate their parents?

-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

Dr No

-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

Is it legal for an employer to ask why you are taking time off from work?

-Bond slapping Tracy.

-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

-”Ah so!”